91st Quote

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Marcus Brigstocke

87th Quote

“I really do enjoy attending these dinners. In fact, I had a lot more material prepared, but I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew.” - Barak Obama

86th Quote

Loki:  "Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by-!"
*Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor*
Hulk:  "Hmph, puny god."

85th Quote

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy

84th Quote

"Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera." - James Stephens

83rd Quote

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright

82nd Quote

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx

81st Quote

"The gods too are fond of a joke." - Aristotle

76th Quote

"We're Americans. We don't plan, we do!" - General Custer, Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

75th Quote

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya

69th Quote

Aurora: "I know who you are."

Maleficent: "Do you?"
Aurora: "You're my Fairy-Godmother!"
Maleficent: "What?"  - Maleficent

67th Quote

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison

66th Quote

"Wit is educated insolence." - Aristotle

65th Quote

"It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river." - Abraham Lincoln

63rd Quote

“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!” - The Doctor, The Doctor, The Widow, and The Wardrobe

61st Quote

"His imagination resembled the wings of an ostrich. It enabled him to run, though not to soar."  - Thomas Babington

There is a funny story behind this one.  I wanted a quote about an elephant but couldn't find one I liked, then I couldn't find any quotes about giraffes, so I looked up ostrich quotes and found this.  Taadaa!

59th Quote

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein

56th Quote

"Weather forecast for tonight: dark." - George Carlin

54th Quote

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir

53rd Quote

"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every second!" - Unknown